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April 22, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will cut your head off.
Writes kernel code while waiting for the cluster queue.
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Self-optimizing code for the next generation.
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autogenerates optimal compute graphs in real-time
You optimize neural network kernels for custom silicon and debug failed compilation passes on massive distributed compute clusters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a specific hardware cache collision is triggering an off-by-one error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin fixing your trivial syntax errors automatically.
Month 4
Heuristic models replace your manual kernel micro-optimizations.
Month 8
Autonomous agents manage all cluster scheduling and job health.
Month 13
Neural compilers begin writing the backends you once designed.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-deploys and your login credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4.2 hours
Average cluster downtime
Daily
Kernel rewrite frequency
High
Coffee consumption rate
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