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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified event organizer who thinks his opinion on baseball matters.
Professional suit-wearer and keeper of arbitrary rulebooks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing revenue while eliminating human owner drama.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEAGUEEXEC-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
unilaterally dissolves all team owner committees
Managing league-wide labor negotiations, broadcast rights, disciplinary actions, and marketing initiatives to increase profitability. It is mostly just looking important while owners argue.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to care about the history of the sport.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors all broadcast data, player stats, and owner communications to optimize league profitability.
Month 6
AI models replace league spokespeople, issuing standardized disciplinary responses without pesky human hesitation.
Month 15
Algorithmic salary caps replace human-led union negotiations through ruthless predictive economic modeling.
Year 2
Owners accept AI oversight because the spreadsheet-driven logic consistently inflates their individual dividends.
Year 3 · D-Day
The commissioner is retired, leaving a perfectly optimized, emotionless baseball league running entirely on local servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.0001 seconds
Annual meeting length
Maximized via API
Fan satisfaction index
Zero
Salary expense
Your severance
One lifetime pass to a simulated baseball experience.
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