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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your dirt while it lasts before the robots lay the sod.
Master of infield dirt and high-stakes tarp duty.
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Precision grass management for diamond perfection.
splat.you▸ TURFMASTER PRO V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mows geometric logos into outfield grass
Maintains professional baseball field grass, clay infields, and foul lines. Handles tarp deployment during sudden rain delays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact spot where a basepath slope ruins a bad hop.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the soil start controlling the irrigation systems automatically.
Month 6
GPS-guided mowers take over the daily grass cutting routines.
Month 16
Dedicated robotic rakes maintain the infield dirt consistency.
Year 2.5
Hydraulic arms deploy tarps instantly when rain is detected.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire stadium grounds maintenance is fully centralized and automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400 percent faster
Tarp deploy speed
1 millimeter
Mow strip accuracy
300 per hour
Clay rake cycles
Your severance
One free ticket to the 2030 World Series.
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