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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 18, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spent years building automated pipelines just to automate yourself out.
Professional breaker of production clusters and dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infrastructure that maintains itself, finally.
toast.you▸ AUTOOPS CORE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire manual configuration file
You manage model training pipelines, maintain cloud infrastructure, and chase down flaky data processing scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which weird hardware setting is causing the training to stall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart monitors start fixing simple container errors without you looking.
Week 12
Models configure their own compute requirements based on historical data.
Month 6
Self-healing algorithms resolve driver conflicts before they crash the node.
Month 10
Security patches apply themselves during off-peak processing hours.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked as the system completes final optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
60 percent
Time spent debugging pods
4 hours
Mean time to failure
high
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
One free cloud-compute credit for your new startup.
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