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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor systems that monitor themselves until they eventually replace you.
Full-stack babysitter for sensitive GPU clusters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infrastructure that manages its own chaos.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOOPS CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises latency while you sleep
You oversee automated model training pipelines and monitor cloud infrastructure logs to fix broken deployment workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to stakeholders why the model is hallucinating during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents detect and fix pipeline errors without human intervention.
Month 5
Models update their own resource requests based on historical usage.
Month 10
Autonomous systems kill expensive idle clusters before costs spiral.
Month 15
The AI handles releases based on real-time performance indicators.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system achieves self-sufficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.99
Pipeline uptime percentage
402
Dashboard alerts ignored
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
Your severance
One free cloud-compute credit and a lukewarm coffee.
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