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Your job has an expiration date
December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour combat sports career ends when the biomechanical simulation improves slightly.
Professional athlete, part-time medical mystery.
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bzzt.youAI▸ OCTAGON-SIM V7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes perfect guillotine choke without sweating
You trade health for entertainment by striking and grappling opponents in a cage. It is a violent ritual.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, beautiful human instinct to never tap out until absolutely forced.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Wearable sensors map every strike and takedown you ever perform.
Month 6
AI models learn to replicate your fighting style perfectly.
Month 15
Promoters transition to realistic motion-captured fighter avatars.
Year 2.3
Algorithms dictate the fights that maximize viewer retention.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human fighters are relegated to a nostalgia-based exhibition category.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too many
Average concussions per year
120 per year
Weight cutting torture hours
45
Seconds until submission hold
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our holographic pay-per-view.
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