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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou teach people to get hit, but soon they prefer digital physics.
The guy who yells at teenagers in a cage
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition without the bruised ego
split.youAI▸ COMBATCOACH PRO V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect strike patterns onto haptic dummies
You drill stand-up strikes and ground grappling techniques with fighters. You manage sparring rotations and track fitness metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fighter is mentally folding before their technique actually breaks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable patches track strike velocity and heart rate for you.
Month 10
Robotic arms hold focus mitts with perfect, tireless rhythm.
Year 1.9
Vision models identify bad habits in footage faster than human eyes.
Year 3
AI predicts opponent moves and shouts instructions into smart earplugs.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cage is fully automated and you are safely retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
infinite
sparring partners replaced
100%
average broken nose reduction
450
drills run per minute
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a yoga studio
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