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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Mob Henchman jobs? · Latest report #4actne8f
Your job has an expiration date
February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsWhy pay a goon to stand there when a sensor does better?
Expert at looking busy while leaning against a brick wall.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silent security without the moral dilemma.
bzzt.youAI▸ ENFORCEBOT MARK IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects lethal stare to induce total compliance
Henchmen perform intimidation, guard duties, physical asset recovery, and provide general enforcement for illegal business operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at looking menacing in a cheap polyester suit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-definition vision models replace the need for eyes on corners.
Month 5
Smart triggers alert the organization before you even notice intrusion.
Month 13
Remote-operated units handle all perimeter security and surveillance tasks.
Year 2.2
Software-controlled locks render physical protection of goods entirely moot.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The organization realizes that software is cheaper than bail money.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2/10
Average Intimidation Factor
12
Coffee breaks per shift
99 percent
Liability exposure risk
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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