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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour windshield replacement business has a very clear expiration date.
Road warrior armed with urethane and infinite patience.
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Perfect seal precision at your curb.
splat.you▸ GLASSBOT MOBILE UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates camera sensors in zero seconds
Drive to customer locations to remove cracked windshields and install new glass using specialized adhesives and tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You know how to manually force a seal when the frame is slightly bent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms map routes to minimize drive time between customers.
Month 10
Automated guns apply perfect, non-leaking beads of urethane every time.
Year 1.9
Cameras ensure the glass drops into the frame without error.
Year 3
The car automatically adjusts its own ADAS camera suite.
Year 4 · D-Day
Fully autonomous mobile units handle glass replacement without human help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4 percent
Avg windshield seal leak rate
45 minutes
Average drive time per job
80 pounds
Tool box weight
Your severance
A lifetime supply of glass cleaning microfiber cloths.
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