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February 21, 2028
In 16 monthsManaging mobile developers is just herding cats who prefer Kotlin.
Herding developers while pretending sprint planning matters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated code governance for the modern bank.
sluurp.you▸ DEVFLOW ARCHITECT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces strict architectural compliance across all repos
You spend your day reviewing pull requests, managing release cycles, and settling arguments about architecture and dependency injection.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to non-technical stakeholders why a major refactor is actually necessary.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin flaggin architectural debt in every PR automatically.
Month 4
The tool parses tickets and assigns tasks based on velocity data.
Month 8
Deployment robots bypass manual gatekeeping to ship features to production.
Month 12
Audit-proof machine logic replaces the need for human security sign-off.
Month 16 · D-Day
The chapter lead account is permanently decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4 milliseconds
Code review latency
zero seconds
Release cycle duration
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Human emotional baggage
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