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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend half your day explaining why the build is failing.
Senior Lead (mostly Swift, emotionally stuck on Objective-C)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting perfect apps without the ego.
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refactors entire codebases while you sleep
You manage cross-platform architectural debt and endure endless code reviews from juniors who ignore your interface patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy navigation pattern broke at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent silently flags all your style guide violations.
Month 4
The machine resolves merge conflicts without your input.
Month 8
System automatically replaces deprecated libraries in your codebase.
Month 12
An LLM generates the next sprint based on user data.
Month 18 · D-Day
The repository commits directly to production without a human reviewer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 hours
Average PR review time
18 percent
Average build failure rate
60 percent
Time spent in planning
Your severance
One free subscription to a dead mobile framework.
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