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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a very expensive vending machine that talks back.
Expertly navigating complex plans and even more complex customers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
no no noyouAI▸ OMNISALES KIOSK 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells accessories while resetting your account
You spend your day explaining phone plans and resetting forgotten passwords. You try to upsell chargers and cases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is actually lying about their cracked screen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The kiosk handles simple plan questions and account lookups.
Month 4
Stock is managed by robots that don't lose the chargers.
Month 8
Cameras scan for cracks and judge trade-in value perfectly.
Month 13
Expert remote agents handle the complex tech support calls.
Month 18 · D-Day
The doors lock and the robots take the shift forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2 PSI
Average smile force
12 percent
Upsell success rate
89 daily
Password reset attempts
Your severance
A slightly used phone case and a warm smile.
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