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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsGPS spoofing is already better at your job than your legs are.
Professional wanderer in pursuit of pocket-sized polygons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated geo-location mastery for any device.
brr.you▸ POKE-DRIFT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
spoofs gps coordinates for global coverage
You walk in circles to catch digital monsters. Then you sell access to those digital monsters to bored people.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically stand in the rain to defend a virtual gym for no reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cloud agents begin tracking spawn patterns across your local neighborhood.
Week 6
GPS-spoofing software emulates walking routes without breaking device locks.
Month 3
Bots execute perfect capture loops for every identified rare spawn.
Month 5
Multi-agent systems rotate accounts to hold gyms twenty-four hours daily.
Month 7 · D-Day
The market is flooded with perfect assets; your walking is obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
15,000
Steps walked per day
Critical
Battery drain intensity
Zero
Shinies caught per hour
Your severance
A one-year supply of portable power banks.
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