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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build features for users who update the app once yearly.
Lead dev and founder, mostly just fixing build errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning Jira tickets into production binaries.
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You write Swift or Kotlin code and fight with cross-platform build pipelines for startup products.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the production build only works on your specific machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin cleaning your code and suggesting better patterns.
Month 4
Scripts now resolve dependency conflicts faster than your brain can.
Month 8
Continuous integration agents push directly to production without your review.
Month 13
Large models translate product requirements directly into UI component code.
Month 19 · D-Day
The founder replaces you with a prompt that builds apps daily.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
60 percent
Time spent in dependency hell
12 percent
Actual UI code
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