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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsA glorified paperweight sales clerk with an over-reliance on activation codes.
Professional contract reader, mostly just pointing at signature lines.
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Frictionless sales without the small talk.
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upsells insurance to every single walk-in customer
You process device sales, update billing plans, and troubleshoot network connectivity issues for confused walk-in customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with enough confidence to make them buy a phone case.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual billing query system is replaced by a self-service portal app.
Month 9
Robotic cabinets begin dispensing phones directly to verified customers.
Month 17
Face scanners replace your need to check driving licenses for contracts.
Year 2.4
A centralized chat-bot replaces your physical help desk for all technical queries.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your retail store is repurposed into a fully automated drop-off locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
48 seconds
Average activation time
99.9 percent
Customer query accuracy
zero
Small talk latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic data plan.
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