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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are a human kiosk selling things people order online anyway.
Serial Salesforce user and professional up-seller of data.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated plan selection for maximum margin.
oof.youAI▸ CONTRACTBOT SALES KIOSK 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customer complaints into spam folders
You push phone contracts and manage customer data in Salesforce. You provide personal service that users find annoying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes convince a confused grandmother that she needs a 5G data plan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Salesforce auto-assigns the best offer before the customer enters.
Month 4
Interactive screens handle all device demos and plan comparisons.
Month 8
Software automatically matches customer needs with the most profitable plan.
Month 13
Robotic arms dispense phones directly to authenticated customers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The retail location becomes an unstaffed, fully automated contract hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12 seconds
Average time to upsell
14 percent
Human error rate
low
Customer patience score
Your severance
One free refurbished phone charger and a lanyard.
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