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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend more time writing architecture documents than shipping working software.
Master of RFCs and professional meeting attendee.
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Automating your architecture, one ticket at a time.
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You manage mobile infrastructure and platform tooling. You track tasks in Jira and write RFCs for colleagues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vague RFC will break the build in production.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent automatically closes your Jira tickets based on commit history.
Month 4
Large language models draft your architectural docs from existing codebase patterns.
Month 8
Smart scripts replace your manual platform configuration updates entirely.
Month 12
A cluster of agents runs your spikes without human supervision.
Month 18 · D-Day
The platform now heals and updates itself without any human help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
7 per week
Jira tickets closed
42 drafts
Architecture doc versions
14 hours
Spike research time
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the corporate Jira instance.
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