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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou exist primarily to help people choose between five identical phones.
Professional box-opener and plan-splicer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The store that never needs a lunch break.
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You pitch data plans and accessories to store visitors while troubleshooting minor phone setting issues on the floor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes lie to a customer's face effectively enough to close the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Sensors and smart shelving start tracking every box in real-time.
Week 11
Touchscreen terminals handle plan changes and routine account upgrades automatically.
Month 7
Remote verification removes the need for manual data entry at registers.
Month 12
AI-driven guidance directs customers to exact products without human sales intervention.
Month 16 · D-Day
The store becomes a fully autonomous, high-efficiency product vending site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average activation time
12 percent
Upsell conversion rate
35 humans
Customers helped per shift
Your severance
One free refurbished phone from the back shelf.
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