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April 15, 2028
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Expert at explaining data caps with a friendly face.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNISALES KIOSK V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells insurance to every single passerby
You pitch phone plans and hardware to customers in retail shops. You manage inventory and upsell insurance packages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is actually listening and when they want to leave.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart screens now handle the entire plan selection process.
Month 4
RFID tags track box counts without human counting.
Month 8
Voice bots resolve billing disputes faster than you can.
Month 13
Self-service stations replace physical store floor staff.
Month 18 · D-Day
The store becomes an unstaffed automated fulfillment center.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 minutes
Average sales pitch duration
12% of shift
Time spent charging batteries
0.04 percent
Customer rejection resistance
Your severance
One free limited-edition phone case and a store credit.
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