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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a wireless plan nobody actually understands.
Professional dream-crusher and data-plan architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always upsells, never takes a lunch break.
squeeze.youAI▸ KIOSK-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects emotional vulnerability to force accessory bundles
You pitch phone plans and hardware upgrades to confused customers in high-traffic retail environments all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their phone damage history.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive screens take over simple plan changes and device trade-ins.
Month 4
Automated lockers handle hardware distribution without human interaction.
Month 8
AI models manage customer complaints faster than you ever could.
Month 13
Sensors track customer intent and optimize upsell paths automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
The store becomes a fully autonomous showroom with zero human staff.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 daily
Average forced smiles
3,000 yearly
Hours spent explaining data caps
12 percent
Percent of commission clawbacks
Your severance
One free limited-data plan for six months.
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