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In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom UI components are just features for my training set.
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You write Swift or Kotlin code and fight with screen layouts. You obsess over memory leaks and API responses.
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You can still explain to the client why the feature they requested is fundamentally broken.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants start writing all your boilerplate functions for you.
Month 5
Vision models translate design files into native code directly.
Month 10
Tests fix their own broken selectors without human intervention.
Month 15
The system handles all app store review and submission logistics.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input becomes a liability rather than a feature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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12
Bugs per sprint
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