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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell overpriced data plans and explain how to restart phones.
Professional screen-cleaner and accidental tech support hero.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated upselling without the forced small talk.
ow.you▸ KIOSK-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes customer complaints with automated hold music
You upsell mobile plans to distracted walk-ins and explain basic settings to frustrated seniors.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the infinite patience required to show someone how to adjust volume twice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive kiosks replace your clipboard waitlist.
Month 5
Sensors identify dead batteries without you touching the phone.
Month 10
AI adjusts plan rates based on the customer's look.
Month 15
Robotic arms dispense phones and accessories via secure doors.
Month 19 · D-Day
The store becomes a self-service hub with zero human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
3 seconds
Average forced smile duration
4,200 annually
Grandparents taught to screenshot
1200 hours
Time spent explaining data caps
Your severance
A slightly used SIM card ejector tool.
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