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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou teach people how to touch their toes until they stop paying.
Human geometry expert and chronic pain detective.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect posture delivered via haptic feedback.
glub.youAI▸ FLEXISCAN V7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates skeletal alignment with laser precision
You assess joint range and build movement programs to stop chronic pain and help clients move without hurting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which muscle is twitching in a client's pained expression.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Wearable cameras track client movement data during every single session.
Month 6
Algorithms replace your paper programs with instant, perfectly tailored exercise sets.
Month 16
Suits guide limbs into perfect alignment without needing a human voice.
Year 2.7
Automated arms perform targeted tissue release better than your tired hands.
Year 4 · D-Day
The client no longer requires a coach to know they are slouching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Client posture improvement
40 weekly
Hours spent correcting form
12 seconds
Average client breakthrough speed
Your severance
Two foam rollers and a lifetime subscription to nothing.
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