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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPretentious word salad is finally being outsourced to a GPU cluster.
Professional word-spinner for unidentifiable splatters of paint.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Meaningless analysis for meaningless art.
split.youAI▸ ARTSPEAK GENERATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pretentious gallery manifestos
You interpret abstract visuals into jargon-heavy essays. Soon, you will be interpreting the exit door.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor about why a blank canvas is genius.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes all your past reviews to learn your vocabulary.
Month 4
The system begins auto-writing the captions you usually spend hours on.
Month 8
Galleries replace your copy with optimized SEO-friendly AI descriptions.
Month 13
Your social accounts are handed to a posting bot for consistency.
Month 14 · D-Day
The platform locks your account and replaces you with a generator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Buzzwords per paragraph
0.01%
Originality index
3 liters
Coffee consumed per exhibition
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a stock image gallery.
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