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Your job has an expiration date
October 10, 2075
In 49 yearsYour primary output is ego, which is remarkably easy to commoditize.
Professional mirror-staring expert and vibe enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior optics for a lesser world.
pop?you▸ SOCIALDOMINATOR-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 49 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect jawline filters on all surfaces
You spend your day asserting dominance through aesthetic superiority and social posturing. You are a biological performance art project.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually physically present to radiate your insecurity in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart cameras apply real-time aesthetic optimization to everything you view.
Month 16
Bots automatically generate the social status you crave daily.
Year 5
Holographic influencers replace your need to be physically present.
Year 22
Generative models craft your entire persona better than you.
Year 49 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a static jpeg of a jawline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
400%
Alpha variance
Extreme
Cringe density
Zero
Audience retention
Your severance
A mirror and a participation trophy.
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