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October 20, 2032
In 6 yearsYour tenure is just a slow-moving administrative error.
Tenured yeast enthusiast with a side of research.
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Factual lectures with zero ego.
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automates grant applications while grading papers
You lecture on cellular pathways and manage yeast colonies for research. The future requires neither.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why a specific yeast strain refuses to thrive on Tuesday.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI models generate interactive cellular diagrams that students actually watch.
Month 16
Sensors monitor yeast growth rates and update lab notebooks automatically.
Year 2.9
Algorithms mine existing research to secure funding without human input.
Year 5
Vision-guided arms perform repetitive pipetting and slide preparation tasks.
Year 6 · D-Day
University boards transition to fully autonomous research cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 percent
Yeast colony failure rate
32 percent
Lecture attendance average
400 hours
Time spent grading essays
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