Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Molecular Biology Researcher jobs? · Latest report #rxxmwhpm
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour pipetting precision is no match for a cold, unfeeling liquid handler.
Professional ghost-hunter of elusive proteins in viscous soups.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human error or coffee breaks.
oof.you▸ BIOGRID LABAUTOMATION V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs 5000 parallel experiments simultaneously
You spend days running PCRs, western blots, and culturing cells while waiting for results that often refuse to reproduce.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively sense when a fragile cell culture is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Connected devices log every microliter to cloud-based audit trails.
Month 4
Robotic arms move plates into climate-controlled storage pods automatically.
Month 12
High-res cameras identify protein bands faster than your tired human eyes.
Month 21
Algorithms refine experimental variables to stop failing your PCR runs.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your lab bench is now a storage rack for silent, efficient processors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
42 percent
Western Blot Fail Rate
18 weekly
Hours Spent Pipetting
4 liters
Coffee Consumed Daily
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct journal archive.
Discussion
