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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsA lot of education just to pipette clear liquids into other tubes.
Overqualified academic currently suffering from chronic peer-review fatigue.
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Conducts complex biochemical assays and experimental modeling of cellular pathways. Analyzes high-dimensional genomic datasets to derive statistically significant biological conclusions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a hypothesis that has absolutely no statistically significant backing data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Vision-guided liquid handlers replace your manual pipetting with higher precision and zero caffeine shakes.
Month 9
Sensors and robotic incubators monitor cell growth cycles, eliminating your 3 a.m. lab check-ins.
Month 22
AI models ingest your raw assay data, instantly generating the figures you spent months drafting.
Year 2.7
Algorithms suggest the next set of experimental variables, bypassing your need to dream them up.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The lab autonomously publishes its findings while your login credentials are permanently revoked for safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4800
pipettes per day
12
failed experiments per week
Infinite
hours spent chasing p-values
Your severance
One free subscription to a journal you cannot read.
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