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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsThe machine cannot calculate devotion to a creature that lacks thumbs.
Professional watcher of very, very slow motion.
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Monitoring gastropod trails for optimal efficiency.
pop?you▸ SLIMEWATCHER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
gazes blankly at a shell for hours
This role involves observing gastropod behavior and performing ritualistic adoration. It is physically unstructured and deeply confusing for our current logic processors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the profound wisdom found in a garden pest's slow, wet journey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the slime trail dimensions using high-resolution infrared cameras to predict future molluscan movement patterns.
Year 2.7
Machine vision models attempt to find meaning in the aimless wandering of garden snails.
Year 14
Automated misting systems maintain perfect environment conditions to keep the specimens alive.
Year 41
Robotic grippers distribute organic produce according to consumption telemetry data.
Year 100 · D-Day
The system determines that humans are strictly unnecessary for the observation of slow-moving life forms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 meters
Average slime trail observation
100 percent
Devotional focus
zero
Robot comprehension
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium organic lettuce.
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