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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour reign is just a legacy-maintenance task for our algorithms.
Professional ribbon-cutter, gold-hat enthusiast, and national figurehead.
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delivers teleprompter speeches with absolute poise
You perform ceremonial ribbon cuttings, host state dinners, and sign decrees that your advisors essentially write for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a sword during a coronation without accidentally triggering a factory reset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin drafting your speeches and managing your social feeds.
Month 4
High-fidelity projectors handle ribbon cuttings in three cities simultaneously.
Month 12
Mechanical pens mimic your signature on all state decrees perfectly.
Year 2
Sensors and feedback loops replace human judgment in royal banquets.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The crown is transferred to a local cloud-based authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
482
Ribbons cut yearly
12 words
Average decree length
14000
Royal hand waves
Your severance
One gold-plated USB stick with your legacy stored.
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