Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Monarch of Spain jobs? · Latest report #qhg7g687
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCeremonial ribbons and velvet pillows rarely require a heartbeat to manage.
Royal figurehead with excellent posture and expensive suits.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sovereignty without the royal bloodline.
toast.youAI▸ REGALBOT V4.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers teleprompter speeches with royal poise
You perform state visits, represent the crown, and sign laws as a constitutional figurehead.
The one thing AI can't do
You maintain the specific gravity of history during a formal state dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cryptographic keys replace the need for physical ink signatures.
Month 4
High-definition light projections handle state visits remotely.
Month 12
Language models synthesize perfect, neutral addresses for every occasion.
Year 2.2
Algorithms curate the social calendar for optimal public sentiment.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution officially upgrades to a distributed digital protocol.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
482
Annual ribbon cuttings
12
State banquets attended
99.9%
Laws needing signature
Your severance
A lifetime supply of commemorative postage stamps.
Discussion
