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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour academic tenure is just a very long, overpriced software update.
Tenured professor of outdated macroeconomic theory and chalkboard dust.
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oof.youAI▸ FED-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated inflation rants on loop
You explain inflation models to bored students and grade essays that machines already have the answers to.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine confusion in a student's eyes across a crowded hall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your static slide decks get ingested into a language model.
Week 9
A chatbot handles all student queries about basic concepts.
Month 5
Essays are graded in seconds by comparing them to your model.
Month 10
A high-fidelity digital twin delivers your lectures without needing sleep.
Month 14 · D-Day
The department replaces your entire course with an interactive game.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42
Student eye rolls per hour
68%
Percentage of lecture skipped
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct economics journal.
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