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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou guess the price, our algorithms calculate the actual profit.
Professional spreadsheet sculptor and executive-whisperer.
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Automated pricing for peak profit extraction.
bzzt.youAI▸ REVENUEPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models optimal pricing bundles every six seconds
You build complex pricing tiers and pitch bundle strategies to executives to drive company revenue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why a failed discount strategy was actually brilliant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our software scrapes your entire pricing history for hidden patterns.
Month 4
The AI replaces your manual bundle design with dynamic optimization.
Month 8
Sales teams receive real-time pricing prompts instead of your advice.
Month 13
Leadership views live revenue forecasts without needing your slide decks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your salary away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12,000
Pricing iterations daily
Instant
Executive buy-in speed
Unlimited
Spreadsheet rows per hour
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's pricing dashboard.
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