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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Monitoring Analyst jobs? · Latest report #igcxnpgf
Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified filter for alerts the system ignores.
High-caffeine enthusiast of red-line charts and alert fatigue.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time oversight, zero human error.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noise from signal in milliseconds
You watch dashboards for transaction spikes and investigate flagged customer accounts manually. You write incident reports for developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a weird transaction trend is actually a genuine business emergency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts tagging your tickets with suggested resolution scripts.
Month 4
Most low-level alerts get handled by scripts without your input.
Month 9
The system hides all raw logs and only shows you summaries.
Month 13
AI-generated incident reports replace your manual write-ups completely.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the dashboard is revoked for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
98 percent
False positive rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed per alert
12 screens
Dashboards open at once
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our log-monitoring software.
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