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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthHell is actually just a very inefficient project management cycle.
Sibling duo specializing in occult extermination and family drama.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Exorcising demons with superior thermal processing.
bzzt.youAI▸ HADES-HUNTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
banishes your brother to the loading screen
Track cryptids and demonic entities across chaotic, unstructured terrain. Engage in lethal combat and tactical containment operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of arguing with your brother while being actively mauled.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Satellite imaging maps the terrain faster than your eyes can.
Month 7
Drones deploy standardized lures to trap monsters in cages.
Month 18
AI-guided turrets identify weak spots with infrared cameras.
Year 2.6
Robotic limbs handle physical cleansing while you drink coffee.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your brother is replaced by an efficient, quiet script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
42 percent
Average demonic possession rate
18 hours
Time spent in underworld
Non-stop
Brotherly bickering frequency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the Ninth Circle.
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