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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour chisel is heavy but your eventual obsolescence is quite light.
Dust-covered artist of permanent rock-based social media.
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Precision carving without the calluses.
glub.youAI▸ LITHOFORGE 3000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
etches intricate epitaphs in seconds
You carve granite and marble memorials using pneumatic hammers and hand chisels. You spend weeks polishing stone to perfection.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how the grain of the stone reacts when the hammer hits.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan the stone to create a perfect digital mesh.
Month 10
Software-driven plotters produce all rubber blast stencils.
Year 2.5
Computer-guided heads finish edges without human fatigue.
Year 3.8
Self-leveling transport units place monuments on foundations.
Year 5 · D-Day
The factory floor runs silent while robots carve uninterrupted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 hours
Average polish time
High
Dust inhalation risk
12 percent
Stone wastage
Your severance
A blunt chisel and a granite paperweight.
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