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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsDriving to fix feelings is just courier work with extra trauma.
On-site emotional stabilizer with a toolkit and caffeine addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for your broken screen.
glub.youAI▸ MOODFIXER V-2000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates hardware while nodding sympathetically
You travel to client locations to perform on-site hardware repairs while managing their emotional state during downtime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific moment a client stops caring about the data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart route software eliminates your poor sense of direction.
Month 4
Robotic car stockers remove the need for you to pack.
Month 8
Software identifies the failure before you reach the driveway.
Month 13
A self-driving pod replaces your personal vehicle entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine handles the repair and the fake empathy perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
42 minutes
Average travel time
9/10
Emotional drain rating
84 percent
Device successful repair
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-customer-facing basement.
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