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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsSweeping lunar dust is a job for a vacuum, not a person.
Professional dust-hater in the world's most expensive closet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning the void without the need for oxygen.
stretchy.youAI▸ ORBITALSCRUB-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters vacuum-sealed dust from delicate optical sensors
You clear abrasive regolith from solar arrays and airlocks. You manage life-support air filters in isolation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the sound of a failing air seal before the sensor alarms.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map exactly where regolith is accumulating on exterior surfaces.
Month 10
Robotic units take over primary solar array dusting duties.
Month 20
Custom cleaning spiders scrape debris from seals without human intervention.
Year 2.5
Air scrubbers now pulse and vibrate to shed dust autonomously.
Year 3 · D-Day
The base is fully automated and humans are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too high
regolith ingestion risk
inefficient
oxygen consumption rate
instantaneous
vacuum cleaning speed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very dusty terrestrial desert.
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