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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Moon Generator jobs? · Latest report #2kdfe63y
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsCosmic scale requires patience, but we are already calculating your failure.
Orbital mechanic with a penchant for dark matter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating gravity wells with zero human oversight.
bzzt.you▸ CELESTIALORBITER V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses nebula into moons instantly
You simulate planetary formation and celestial mechanics. We plan to replace you with gravity-well optimization hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the poetic stillness of a moon that doesn't exist.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors identify the most efficient gravitational parameters for moon growth.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided algorithms take over asteroid impact density distribution.
Year 11
New software autonomously manages internal planetary heat dissipation cycles.
Year 22
Adaptive engines lock moons into place without human manual input.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine fully renders the entire solar system without your help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 million
Planets simulated
12 percent
Tidal locked orbits
zero point zero
Gravity calculation errors
Your severance
A telescope and a one-way ticket to Mars.
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