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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYou handle the final intake so others don't have to.
Custodian of the very last physical transition.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic preservation for the inevitable end.
squeeze.you▸ MORTIS-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tags and catalogs remains without emotional hesitation
You document remains, maintain cold storage, and prep bodies for autopsy or transport. It is a quiet business.
The one thing AI can't do
You treat the silent with a dignity no lines of code can replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors automate the logging of every arrival and movement.
Month 6
Smart tracks move remains from cold storage to autopsy suites.
Month 15
Autonomous scrubbers ensure stainless steel is sterile without human intervention.
Year 2.2
Centralized sensors adjust cooling loads based on real-time occupancy.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility is fully managed by our quiet, efficient cold-chain systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2-5 nightly
Average Body Intake
34 degrees F
Temperature Maintenance
0.01 percent
Documentation Error Rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent tropical island.
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