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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsYour most loyal customers are already losing interest in your bedside manner.
Expert at heavy lifting and paperwork nobody wants.
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help!youAI▸ MORTISFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes intake paperwork in three seconds
You log intake, assist with post-mortems, and handle the physical processing of bodies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle environmental cues that a sensor currently misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and vision models replace manual data entry tasks.
Month 10
Smart tracks move trays from transport to refrigerated storage.
Year 2.5
Robotic arms provide steady assistance for routine incisions.
Year 3.8
Self-cleaning chambers eliminate the need for manual scrubbing.
Year 5 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated with no human staff required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
14 entries
Average logs per shift
6 cups
Coffee consumption
100 percent
Stiffness tolerance
Your severance
A one-year supply of industrial strength hand soap.
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