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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsConverting people to software faster than you can knock on doors.
Full-time proselytizer currently working in non-profit evangelism.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Digital salvation delivered directly to your device.
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saturates global networks with targeted theological outreach
You spend two years proselytizing door-to-door, navigating rejection, teaching religious curriculum, and adhering to strict daily schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically share your personal conviction while standing on someone's uncomfortable porch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map local neighborhood sentiment to identify the most receptive households for interaction.
Month 4
Language models iterate on persuasive rhetoric to minimize the likelihood of door slams.
Month 10
Targeted social media outreach replaces the need for physical bicycling and manual canvassing.
Month 16
Algorithms handle all companionship logistics and reporting without needing manual oversight.
Year 2 · D-Day
The mission concludes as digital algorithms achieve higher conversion rates than any human team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
450 daily
Average doors slammed
99.9%
Script memorization accuracy
Zero friction
Rejection handling rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to your next calling.
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