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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy explaining the same interest rate hike to terrified buyers forever.
Professional paper-pusher of the American dream
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Approving dreams without the awkward small talk.
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calculates optimal interest rates instantly
You review financial documents and verify creditworthiness to approve home loans. You chase paperwork and manage broker relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their secondary income source.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software pulls bank statements directly from institutional APIs.
Month 5
Models replace manual credit checks with instant risk assessment.
Month 10
Optical character recognition flags document fraud before humans wake up.
Month 15
Software manages escrow triggers without needing human signatures.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority and shuts off your terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
too much
Coffee consumed
constant
Loan applications
12 percent
Human error rate
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