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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour board of directors is just a set of fancy variables.
Maximizing quarterly yield until the algorithm takes the desk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk management without the human ego.
toast.youAI▸ EQUITY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates entire departments in one click
You review risk metrics, sign regulatory filings, and manage investor relations. Your decisions define company-wide loan approval thresholds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a major investor in the eye while lying flawlessly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal reports are fed into a machine learning model.
Month 3
The AI starts approving loan thresholds faster than your committee.
Month 8
Board members prefer the software because it never asks for bonuses.
Month 12
The regulator accepts the algorithm's automated audit trail as final.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office lights turn off as you are signed out permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 minutes
Annual board meeting duration
3 gallons
Coffee consumed while firing staff
99.8%
Probability of accurate risk forecast
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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