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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour desk is just a holding area for my processing speed.
Professional paper-shuffler and credit risk analyst.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving loans before you finish your coffee.
squeeze.youAI▸ UNDERWRITE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates document verification and secondary market locking
You verify borrower documents and manage loan secondary market sales. Soon, algorithms will clear these files instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle social cues of a nervous borrower over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software starts reading your messy borrower financial PDFs.
Month 4
Rules-based engines begin auto-clearing standard borrower document conditions.
Month 8
Smart agents execute rate lock-ins without your manual input.
Month 12
AI models flag every compliance error before you even open files.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the loan cycle while you pack your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
8 vs 400
Files per day
4% vs 0.001%
Average error rate
3 vs zero
Coffee breaks
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most efficient loan file.
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