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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a spreadsheet and a foreclosure.
Professional listener of people crying about interest rates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation for your inevitable default.
ow.youAI▸ DEBTDISPOSER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights callers with perfect artificial concern
You explain escrow shortages to angry callers and manually update loan payment status codes in ancient banking software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a caller is lying about their bank balance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI monitors your calls to tell you when to sound sad.
Month 4
The screen feeds you the exact words to end the conversation.
Month 8
Robots scan and approve the forbearance forms without your help.
Month 12
The system starts answering routine escrow questions for you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the virtual agent takes over permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
45 minutes
Average hold time
99 percent
Script compliance rate
80 calls
Call volume per shift
Your severance
A PDF copy of your entire call history.
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