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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYou sell debt that an algorithm can approve in seconds.
Paperwork enthusiast with a high tolerance for client anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving dreams without the human delay.
split.youAI▸ CREDIBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies income data at nanosecond speeds
You collect financial documents, verify income, and chase borrowers until the final loan application is ready for underwriting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their bank statements over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your loan software starts auto-populating fields from bank APIs.
Month 3
Neural nets take over the risk assessment of every file.
Month 7
Automated bots handle all follow-ups for missing financial documents.
Month 12
Electronic signatures and smart contracts remove the need for you.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire lending cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
40% Weekly
Time spent chasing missing stubs
3 Cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
98% Monthly
Clients who don't read emails
Your severance
One free credit check and a firm handshake.
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