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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just filling out forms until the bank says no.
Paperwork enthusiast with a desk full of half-signed contracts.
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Approving dreams without the human headache.
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pre-approves buyers during your lunch break
You collect financial documents and input client data into loan origination software to secure home financing. You chase signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the interest rate spiked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners read your messy PDFs without complaining.
Month 5
Background checks now run in seconds without manual input.
Month 10
Loan risk is calculated by machine logic, not your gut.
Month 15
Clients click one button to sign everything at once.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are officially redundant and the bank saves your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 days
Average document chasing time
45 active
Files per human desk
0.01 percent
AI error rate
Your severance
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