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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to explain interest rates will soon be a historical footnote.
Expert in risk assessment and redundant paperwork generation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving mortgages while you are still sleeping.
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flags fraudulent signatures in under two seconds
You assess credit risk and verify borrower documents to approve home loans. Then you repeat the process endlessly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually lying about their offshore side hustle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
OCR software reads the bank statements you previously spent hours scanning.
Month 3
APIs link directly to payroll providers to confirm income instantly.
Month 6
Machine learning models outperform human underwriting in every historical risk case.
Month 10
Voice bots handle all client status update calls without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final manual loan file is closed by a cold, calculating algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
14 monthly
Average files processed
3 cups
Coffee consumed per approval
12 percent
Probability of manual error
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic-brand ballpoint pens.
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