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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour ability to approve risk is just a spreadsheet with feelings.
VP of approving risks that robots will eventually audit.
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denies high-risk applications before completion
You manage loan processing, regulatory compliance, and underwriting workflows. You spend your life looking at spreadsheets and approval gates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a borrower is lying about their income during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents pull your loan pipeline into a live dashboard.
Month 4
Rules-based engines replace your manual underwriting sign-offs.
Month 10
AI models flag regulatory changes faster than you read updates.
Month 15
Automated portals handle all broker escalations without human input.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs at full capacity without a single VP.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
Nanoseconds
Approval speed
Zero percent
Human empathy error
Your severance
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